Sunday Funday: Kidnapping After School Edition

Can ICE agents nab undocumented students at school? I can’t imagine anything more horrible and I can also easily imagine such kidnappings at school to happen under Trump. Expect ICE agents to act before checking. It is what they and Trump government agencies do. (5 minutes):

Is Pete Hegseth a DEI hire? Drunken, Encorruptible (I made up a word to fit the context)  and Ignorant. I say get rid of him. Too bad our senators voted for someone so unqualified, but they are only worried about pleasing Trump. Remember Joni for that in November 2026.

Ay yi yi! Ah corumba! Eggs up 37% this week? I thought old stinky pants said he would make grocery prices go DOWN?

A) A hint that much would go wrong this administration happened Monday when what happened at the swearing in ceremony? (Hint: bible)

B) In one of his first acts the new president pardoned what group of people?

C) President-adjacent Elon Musk speaking before a celebratory crowd at Capitol One arena gave the crowd what kind of a salute?

D) Friday, what part of the world was rocked with what could be called a ‘winter hurricane’?

E) “Front Row Seats.” What athlete, announcer and actor associated with that line died last week?

F) “Front Row Seats” What group of people were put in the front row at the inauguration Monday?

G) Speaking of weather, what part of the US came to a standstill with a midweek major winter storm?

H) Disaster relief is being used as leverage to extract changes in government in what state by MAGA politicians?

I) A bill titled “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” that appears to outlaw male masturbation has been introduced in what state legislature?

J) A new J6 House committee aimed at bashing the first J5 committee may avoid calling what star witness from the original committee?

K) With his third change on the issue, Trump declared that Tik-Toc would be allowed to run or would be shutdown?

L) Grifting to the MAX! Who issued meme coins last week that could easily be used to pass bribes to the owners?

M) According to executive order from earlier this week, the government now recognizes how many genders?

N) Who is Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde?

O) What major US retailer workers union voted to strike starting February 1st if issues are not resolved?

P) DEI, baby! What Commandant of the US Coast Guard was relieved of her command because she was gay?

Q) Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson engaged in what quiet protest at the inauguration Monday?

R) Harvest has essentially halted in what state as farm workers react to new immigration policies?

S) Right wingers celebrated as the media reported the death of what former Planned Parenthood leader?

T) Nominee Pete Hegseth was once again accused of drunkeness and wife beating this time by what relative Tuesday?

We’re going to find out in a few months that Musk used Starlink to hack the “vote-counting” computers, aren’t we? – Molly Ploofkins

Answers:

A) Trump dangled his left hand rather than placing it on the bible

B) All J6 participants no matter their crime. Many vowed revenge

C) two Nazi salutes

D) Ireland and Scotland

E) Bob Ueker – sorry I am a week late on this one

F) Morbidly rich billionaires and mega-donors Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg 

G) Deep South states along the Gulf of America(?)

H) California

I) Mississippi – all juice must be slated for reproduction

J) Cassidy Hutchinson. After her first appearance, many MAGA legislators solicited sex from her by text that they are deathly afraid those texts would come to light

K) be allowed to run (until he gets a bribe from them is my guess)

L) Donold (Stinky pants) Trump and his wife Melania 

M) 2 – is yours one of them?

N) The Episcopal bishop of DC whose sermon this week really stung Trump

O) Costco

P) Admiral Linda Lee Fagan

Q) Wearing cowrie shell earrings. Historians speculate that cowrie shells were viewed as a talisman to resist enslavement. Africans used them as charms for protection.

R) California. Immigrant workers are simply not showing up for work in the middle of the harvest season. The results will be seen at your groceries.

S) Cecile Richards who died of brain cancer this week.

T) His sister-in-law. This is a man who could easily be blackmailed by an enemy.

 Right wing authoritarians want to deport a bishop for quoting Jesus.

And if you think that’s bad, you should see what the right wing authoritarians did to Jesus. – John Fugelsang

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