Sunday Funday: Happy Birthday (Hopefully) Madam President Edition

The Veep helps some lost folks Thursday (1:33)

I may be a little presumptuous, but since the Vice President handed Bret Baier his proverbial ass on national TV Wednesday, I feel that Kamala Harris will usher the United States into the 21st century as the USA joins the rest of the modern world in finally having a female leader. Happy Birthday Madam President.

With any luck in a couple of weeks we will be hearing the Harris name frequently while hearing very little of her opponent ever again.

So we will see if we can scare up (get it? Halloween) a few questions on the future president.

A) Yahya Sinwar was killed was killed in action during the current war in the Middle East Wednesday. Sinwar was the leader of which group in this war?

B) Shake your booty! Which presidential candidate stopped a campaign rally to have a little music and dance in a bizarre event Tuesday?

C) What two candidates for Iowa’s second district congressional seat met in a debate last week on IPTV?

D) Which two candidates for the first district congressional seat will end the debate season tomorrow night on IPTV?

E) When elected, Harris will tie for the shortest president in history. With whom will she be tied as shortest?

F) What political stars will be joining VP Harris on the campaign trail next week?

G) What major pharmacy chain announced it will be closing 1200 stores over the next three years?

H) Lilly Ledbetter died last week. Ledbetter became famous when she filed suit against her employer on what basis?

I) The Catholic Diocese of Los Angeles settled a suit for priestly child abuse for $880,000,000 bringing their total settlements for this abuse to what?

J) How many siblings does VP Harris have?

K) NASA is at it again. They launched a mission to what body in our solar system last Monday?

L) The mission in the above question is 1.8 billion miles from earth. When is the mission expected to reach its target (date or length of time)?

M) Thanks to disinformation and flat out lies, what governmental agency is having to move people working in the North Carolina and Tennessee to save their lives?

N) Data on incoming kindergartners shows vaccination rates at only 92%. What percentage is needed to reach community immunity?

O) What snack food is the Vice President known to like the most?

P) “Exhausted” is the most recent reason given by the candidate Trump campaign for doing what?

Q) The FTC (Federal Trade Commission) finalized a rule Wednesday that will make businesses make it as easy to do what as it is to subscribe to a service?

R) 70 years ago last Friday (October 18, 1954) Texas Instruments announced the what product that would be among the first consumer electronics?

S) Vice President Harris is well known for wearing what kind of shoes for comfort?

T) Friday we had the release of over 2000 pages of evidence on Candidate Trump’s election interference case supplied to Judge Chutkin’s court by what special prosecutor?

1) Trump elected.   2) Vance invokes 25th Amendment.    3) Vance is President, Johnson is VP.    4) Project2025 implemented.   5) Hello Gilead.  Meacham

Answers:

A) Hamas

B) Candidate Trump (what’s going on with him?)

C)  Ashley Hinson(MAGA) and Susan Corkery (D)

D) Mariannettes Miller-Meeks (MAGA) and Christina Bohannan (D)

E) James Madison

F) Barack and Michelle Obama

G) Walgreen’s 

H) wage discrimination based on sex. She ultimately lost, but her experience prompted an anti- sex discrimination law in her name

I) $1.5 Billion

J) one younger sister, Maya Harris

K) Jupiter’s moon Europa. Europa has water, so the mission is to see if it has anything that might be the ingredients of life

L) Target date is April of 2030 or about 5.5 earth years

M) FEMA. Locals are hunting FEMA agents claiming that the agents are stealing from them and other such lies

N) 95% – this is a very dangerous discrepancy

O) regular flavor Doritos

P) Pulling out of interviews at the last minute. (Is he too tired to be president?)

Q) cancel a service. It will be in effect in about 6 months. Right now cancelling a service can be hard

R) the pocket transistor radio

S) Chuck Taylor sneakers

T) Jack Smith 

Ethel Kennedy was there as soon as I entered political office in 1972 when I lost my family in an automobile accident. And she was there for me 50 years later when I was elected president.

She was a hero in her own right.

May she be reunited with the blessed pieces of her soul. – President Biden

From Ethel Kennedy’s funeral.
Tip of the hat to http://all-hat-no-cattle.blogspot.com

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