Sunday Funday: It Is Finally Fall Edition

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Been hot hasn’t it? Summer now comes early, often in March now and stays usually through September these days. As it cools down Americans will be focusing on perhaps their most important election ever. Not only is it important at the presidential level but also every single down ballot race is really important.

In the presidential contest we have a broken down old man obviously in the early throes of dementia against a much younger, vibrant, incredibly intelligent candidate. I can’t believe this contest is even-steven these days. Your vote never counted more.

In the down ballot, Iowa has seen what one party rule can bring and it is bad. We are losing our public schools, abortion is for all practical purposes outlawed and the quality of life in Iowa is sinking like a rock daily. Iowa’s youngsters are abandoning ship like mad. If you want more of this, keep voting MAGA.

Here we go:

A) At an event in Washington, DC, DonOLD Trump said what group (that he was speaking to) would have a lot to do with his loss if he loses this year?

B) Speaking to the Sunday morning talk shows last Sunday morning who said he would “make up stories to highlight how tough it is for Americans today”?

C) In a survey of the world’s richest nations, which country came in dead last for health care outcomes?

D) Rich Lowry got his 15 minutes of fame last week by doing what?

E) There was good news for the Biden-Harris administration as the Federal Reserve cut interest rates by how much?

F) Israel pulled off an incredible terror attack on Hezbollah last week in which Hezbollah’s what were blown up?

G) Candidate Trump is planning a trip to what small city he and his VP candidate partner have maligned in made up stories?

H) In baseball this week, what superstar Los Angeles Dodger set an incredible record y passing 50 home runs and stealing 50 bases in a season?

I) In Portage county, Ohio the sheriff had residents gather what information that he planned to use later?

J) Tongues are wagging wondering if Candidate Trump is taking application for wife #4 from whom?

K) Voters in North Carolina got an in depth look at MAGA gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson the indicated he was really into what entertainment?

L) What DonOLD Trump supporter posted on X last week “And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala”?

M) The Indiana Fever made it into the WNBA. Who will they meet in the first round of the playoffs?

N) It is Hispanic American Heritage month in the US! What large South American nation is NOT considered Hispanic?

O) What rapper is on suicide watch in NYC after his arrest on sex trafficking charges earlier in the week?

P) Check that map! What state put razor wire on their border with what other state this week?

Q) How many countries 21have Spanish as their official language?

R) Canadians are laughing at a comment by what US politician that he would make Canada “turn on their faucets” to send water to drought stricken California?

S) What superstar entertainer hosted a town hall Thursday night featuring Kamala Harris?

T) Today is the Autumnal Equinox. What does equinox mean?

If you didn’t learn your lesson from Trump stock, Trump casinos, Trump steaks, Trump vodka, Trump shoes, and Trump bucks, there is still time to buy Trump crypto. – Rick Lenzie

Answers:

A)  Jews

B) MAGA VP candidate JD Vance

C) The US – despite paying way more for health care than any other nation

D) He said the “N” word on the Megyn Kelly Show (Lowry claims he mispronounced a word)

E) 50 basis points or .5 percent

F) personal communication devices (pagers and walkie talkies) 

G) Springfield, Ohio

H) Shohei Otani

I) Addresses of homes with Harris/ Walz signs in their yards

J) Laura Loomer

K) Pornography and sex outside of marriage

L) Elon Musk – the Secret Service is investigating

M) The Connecticut Sun 

N) Brazil – kind of a technicality – “Hispanic” means Spanish speaking – Brazilians speak Portuguese

O) Sean Combs

P) Texas was trying to run razor wire on its border with Mexico, but put it on their border with New Mexico instead.

Q) 21

R) DonOLD Trump – what the hell is he talking about?

S) Oprah Winfrey

T) equi means “”equal” and not mens “night” – this is the day when day equals night

Stock market up.

Interest rates down.

Inflation down.

Gas prices dropping.

I think it’s safe to say that Biden and Harris have done an excellent job with the economy. – Sarah Ironside

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