But first: Rosie O’Donnell sub hosted for Jimmie Kimmel this week on his late night talk show. As expected, she saved a special spot in the week to say something to the orange human in the White House. So here is her monologue for the last night. It is nine minutes long, but if you want to skip to the orange human part, it begins at seven minutes:

As Republicans once again drive the economic engine called the United States into the nearest ditch, I bet a lot of kids are wondering why even go to school? Will there be jods and will they pay enough? Will the climate collapse in the meaantime? Buck up kids and get your parents to vote for Democrats.

 

A) Well, ICE is at it again. This week they arrested and detained a five year old and his father in what state?

B) Hawaii was hit by some rough weather last week in the form of what hurricane?

C) Speaking of weather what major midwestern city is still experiencing floods following days of rain last week?

D) Well, we will try to have some questions on education. What major university got a dismissal of a lawsuit filed by the Trump admin concerning anti-semitism on its campus?

E)  Moderna and Merck shared exciting news concerning an mRNA drug that appears to show resistance to what disease?

F) While campaigning by cabinet members is not illegal, it sure shows desperation. Name 2 of the many Trump cabinet members that campaigned in Iowa last week?

G) How many US states have some form of public funding for private schools?

H) The Cook Political Report, a political prognosticator, changed major races in Iowa in which direction last week?

I) What tech company is at the center of a major federal trial over child safety?

J) What Ally did Trump threaten (again) to impose major tariffs on – then backed out?

K) What ally did Trump threaten to bomb as part of his war on Iran?

L) Nixon’s the one! Who, what and where?

M) Can you go home again? We will find out as what internationally known couple tries to head back to England?

N) About how many students will be enrolled in US schools k-12? Public and private.

O) Donald Trump declared that what middle eastern area was US territory?

P) What you eat may kill you. What two foods were cited as a source of salmonella last week?

Q) Ebola is ravaging which African nation with over 2,300 dead?

R) Compulsory school attendance was mandatory across the US when what state passed compulsory attendance laws in 1918?

S) Natalie Harp became a household name after she was mentioned in a campaign speech by what senate candidate?

T) Finally – farmers in what country are modifying their work so they can work at night when the weather is cooler?

Its funny how everyone’s idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it’s considered a leftist ideology – goma

 

Answers:

 

A) In Austin, Texas. Like the incident in Minnesota earlier this year the boy is named Liam and he is in a detention center

B) Lala

C) Indianapolis, Indiana. Some areas had 18 inches of rail

D) Harvard

E) Melanoma cancer. Pretty exciting

F) Pété Hegseth, RFK the lesser, Todd Blanche and doug Collins. There are more – you can do a quick Google search

G) 30 of the 50

H) all shifted in the direction of Democrats

I) Meta – the claim is Meta is set up to addict youngsters to social media

J) Canada – whoops the talks collapsed – way to go Trump

 K) Oman

L) Angie Nixon won the Democratic primary in Florida in the US Senate race

M) Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are moving back to Britain

N) 55 million – 50 million in public schools and a little under 5 million in private schools

O) The Strait of Hormuz

P) Jalapenos and eggs

Q) the Congo

R) Mississippi

S) Jon Ossoff in Georgia

T) Japan. There is some real extreme heat going on worldwide.

We are past the point of political disagreement. We are witnessing a catastrophic collision between unchecked narcissism and obvious neurological decay. It is the most dangerous intersection in American history: a man with the absolute power of the Presidency and the absolute cognitive failure of a person no longer tethered to reality. – Andrew Weinstein