Marsh Family “MTG Has Broken Cover” 4 minutes

The Onion caught wind of the soon to be dispensed with Education Department’s drive to claim Nursing was not a profession (follow that? Good!) and gave it coverage as only the Onion can deliver:

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby

WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new student loan regulations. “While those seeking degrees in veterinary medicine, law, and podiatry will still have access to the full financing available to future professionals, our department will henceforth limit loans for those Americans simply blowing off a little steam by attending nursing school in between shifts at Buffalo Wild Wings,” said McMahon, who questioned the federal government’s role in loaning out money so students could purchase masks, gloves, and stethoscopes for their “fun little nurse costumes.” “There’s a lot of cutting and sewing in nursing, so it’s really an activity that falls under arts and crafts. Some moms choose to knit, others choose to nurse. Plus, rushing between ER patients is a great way to stay active, just like riding your bike. And what’s also great is you get to brush shoulders with doctors, who can give you career advice should you choose to pursue a real job in the medical world some day.” McMahon concluded her statement by announcing the loan cap for theology degrees had been increased to $800,000.

Yet another disastrous week for the US with the Felon In The White House [FIWH]

A) In his Thanksgiving Day address from Mar-a-Lago the FIWH proposed eliminating what tax on Americans?

B) The FIWH then suggested replacing that tax with revenue from what source?

C) Since we are between holidays, I will ask some trivia questions about our next war opponent, Venezuela. For instance, what other superpower is sending troops and equipment to Venezuella as we speak?

D) Over 130 are dead or missing following a huge fire in a high rise complex in what major Asian city last week?

E) The Native American actress who played Marilyn Whirlwind in the TV series “Northern Exposure” was detained last week in yet another case of racial profiling by what government agency?

F) The FIWH called for an end to Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for what group of aliens that are clustered in the Minneapolis area last Sunday morning?

G) What incredible waterfall is located in Venezuella?

H) At least 3,200 jobs are expected to be lost in a town of 11,000 as Tyson announced the closing of beef processing plant in what Nebraska city?

I) In the ongoing battle to control the US House, there will be a special election to fill a vacant seat Tuesday in what state?

J) Following his participation in a video reminding military personnel that they must disobey illegal orders, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is seeking to have what retired military senator reactivated so he can be courtmartialed?

K) In a ranking of countries based on their freedom of press, the US ranks what out of 179 countries?

L) Most people know that the Venezuelan capitol Caracas is also the largest city in Venezuela. What is the second largest city?

M) Two National Guard were shot while on duty in Washington DC. The FIWH has said his response will be what?

N) Happy Birthday, Y’all! What major southern entertainment enterprise celebrated its 100th anniversary Friday?

O) Claiming the organization is “designed to attack boy friendly spaces” Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, said the military will sever ties with what youth group?

P) At $3.5 million per outing, how much has the FIWH spent on golf trips so far this term?

Q) What soup company had some internal strife when a VP openly disparaged the company in various ways?

R) Unfortunately, on a ranking of corruption, Venezuela ranks in what position in the Americas?

S) Toy inventor Burt Meyer’s death was announced last week. Can you name one of Meyer’s  very well known inventions?

T) Maybe another discharge petition is needed? SOH Mike Johnson said the House is not interested in revisiting what policy last week?

AOC on MTG’s sudden resignation:

Answers:

A) Income tax

B) tariffs! (which would hit the poor and middle class hardest)

C) Russia is sending Venezuela equipment and troops

D) Hong Kong

E) ICE

F) Somalis

G) Angel Falls

H) Lexington

I) Tennessee

J) Mark Kelly

K) 58th

L) Maracaibo

M) More Troops! At least 500 more

N) The Grand Ole Opry

O) what used to be Boy Scouts and is now Scouting

P) $71 million

Q) Campbell’s

R) #1 and #3 in the world

S) Lite Brite and Rock ‘em sock ‘em Robots

T) extending the ACA support program

“Government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob” FDR 1936