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So a year ago Stinky Pants was a freshly convicted criminal with 34 convictions of (I believe) falsifying business records. Today he is president actively taking bribes for various things. This week there seemed to be a sale on pardons. The going price seemed to be a million bucks for a pardon. 

Just an observation: I don’t think this is what the founding fathers had in mind nearly 250 years ago. 

Enjoy gay pride festivals this year. It could be the last year they occur as we go deeper into the fascist nightmare – who knows? We all thought the country would never elect a convict.

Keep the faith!

A) Joni Ernst made national headlines Friday morning when she dismissed a question about cutting Medicaid with what five word answer?

B)  June 1st was the date that Stinky Pants announced there would be a 50% tariff on goods coming from where? Then he quickly extended that date days later.

C) According to Junior Kennedy the CDC will no longer recommend what for healthy children and pregnant women?

D) Hey! Iowa and Nebraska joined the list of states afflicted with what highly contagious disease that is spreading quickly across the nation?

E) TACO was an acronym making the social media rounds this week. What does TACO stand for?

F) Where does the term “lesbian” come from?

G) The administration set a goal last week to arrest how many people a day on immigration violations?

H) The legislature has done its damage. Now Kimmer has until what date to sign bills into law?

I) It is June. This is the month when what body slowly announces its decisions?

J) What do Paul Walczak, the Crisleys, Scott Jenkins and Larry Hoover have in common? 

K) What country was the first to recognize same sex marriages?

L) In a sad commentary on America, one of the most commonly shoplifted items in America is what baby item?

M) Many cybertruck owners report having their trucks knocked out of service when they do what common activity?

N) Let’s see – Musk got $8 million per day. He was in government for 130 days. So he took us for how much?

O) Parliament opened in Ottawa, Canada last week. It was especially noteworthy because who dropped by to lead the opening ceremonies?

P) In what year did same sex marriage become legal nationwide in the US?

Q) The dumbest person in congress, Tommy Tuberville of Alabama, announced he will run for Alabama governor in 2026. What must he do now?

R) Not pardoned yet but being considered certain to be pardoned soon are two men from Michigan who tried to carry out a kidnapping of who?

S) The first same sex marriage in the US took place in what major city? (Hint: think of the revolution)

T) Finally, Texas state police are using license plate scanner information from across the US to find a young woman accused of doing what?

I could have never conceived that the U.S. President would be far more aggressive against a great university than he would be against a Russian dictator engaged in invading a U.S. ally. Why is it smart to starve cancer research, students on financial aid, innovation in public education and brilliant young people whose dream was to come to America while holding out the prospect of business deals to Vladimir Putin? I cannot imagine. – Lawrence H. Summers, President Emeritus at Harvard

Answers:

A) “We’re all going to die”

B) goods coming from the EU

C) covid vaccines. Remember how badly trump screwed covid up last time?

D) measles

E) Trump Always Chickens Out

F) from the island of Lesbos where the poet Sappho lived

G) 3,000

H) June 14th

I) the Supreme Court

J) All were pardoned by Stinky Pants last week. ( there seems to possibly be some “donations” to Trump involved)

K) The Netherlands

L) baby formula – yet MAGAs want to cut SNAP and Medicaid to give the rick more tax breaks

M) take their trucks through a car wash. 

N) over $1 billion. Nice part time job.

O) King Charles – the focus is on decoupling from the US

P) 2015

Q) Move into Alabama. His residence seems to be in Florida

R) Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

S) Philadelphia

T) performing a self-induced abortion.

trump is now selling a one-on-one meeting with him for $5 million…where tf is Congress??? – covie