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As spring is springing and basketball is breaking out all over, we simply can’t just blow by this anniversary. What Trump and his minions did to this country through covid is one of the greatest crimes in history in my humble opinion. And he got away with that and much, much more. 

Who can forget being scared to step out of your own doors? Being afraid to go to grocery stores? Wiping down packages after you got home? Some of us even showered as soon as we got home fearful that we would bring in the virus that might kill our families.

Fortunately we got a new President who got us vaccines. But then we had pockets of people determined to not get vaccinated who would continue the pandemic far beyond the time it could have ended. We learned lot about our fellow Americans during that period, much of it not very nice. We are not who we believe ourselves to be. Just look at who is president today.

On the good side I plan on watching some good basketball for the next two weeks. As much as I would love to see an Iowa team in the finals again, I think the Connecticut Huskies are peaking at the right time on the women’s side. The men’s side looks like a real free-for-all and should be fun.

Buy your Tesla from Honest Donny!

A) The above comment refers to what that happened Wednesday?

B) Mark Carney? That’s the name for the new what?

C) Here in Iowa, a bill in the legislature would require that 80% of what students at the U of Iowa be from Iowa?

D) Speaking of the Iowa legislature, did the bill making administering an mRNA vaccine a criminal offense survive the funnel last week?

E) It is basketball time and it is women’s history month so let’s ask some women’s basketball history questions. What state has had girls competitive basketball in high school the longest?

F) Greenland held an election last week. How many people live in Greenland?

G) Yet another airline close call Thursday. Where at this time?

H) Junior Kennedy had another bad week. What is he promoting as the most healthy substance to make French fries in?

I) Last week and into this week, Junior Kennedy has advised measles could be tamed through what and not vaccine?

J) How long has Bill Fennelly been the head coach for women’s basketball at Iowa State?

K) Stinky Pants threatened that violence involving what would be considered terrorism?

L) What US official was humiliated Thursday when a tiny red rug was rolled out on his “red carpet” arrival in Quebec?

M) In what may be a prelude to privatizing this department, who agreed to cut another 10,000 workers from the Post Office Thursday?

N) In a tweet attempting to make government workers look bad, Elon Musk said who did not kill millions of Jews but “public workers did”?

O) Judges in Maryland and California ruled that the government did not follow proper procedures and therefore thousands of workers must be allowed to do what?

P) At the U of Iowa, what coach in the 1980s put women’s basketball on the map and filled the stands?

Q) President Musk called what wartime fighter pilot, astronaut and now US Senator a traitor in a tweet Tuesday?

R) What former WNBA player and current coach was acting head coach for the NBA’s San Antonio during a game after head coach Greg Popovich was ejected?

S) Hitting them where it hurts. The EU has placed how much of a tariff on American whiskeys?

T) Finally and most despicably, Stink Pants administration is planning to criminally charge what charitable group for getting funds from Pres. Biden’s EPA?

 America’s farmers voted by massive margins for Trump to destroy their export markets, so it’s hard to feel too sorry for them. “We cared more about our culture wars than our customers” was the epitaph they chose for themselves. – David Frum

Answers:

A) To combat tanking Tesla sales, Stinky Pants turned the south lawn of the White House into a Tesla showroom. Claimed he’d even buy one himself, but his credit is really shit

B) The new Prime Minister of our good neighbors to the north, Canada!

C) Medical students – medicine, nursing dentistry etc.

D) Apparently it did. Imagine having to go to Minnesota or Illinois to get a yearly Covid shot because of idiot legislators?

E) Well Iowa of course. We have had a state tourney since 1920 and been playing since early 1900s

F) 52,000 none of whom want to be under US control

G) A plane made an emergency landing at Denver whereupon an engine caught on fire

H) Beef tallow. Apparently Steak’n’Shake is taking his advice

I) Nutrition and exercise, not vaccines

J) He was hired in 1995, so this is his 30th year

K) Teslas 

L) SoS Marco Rubio

M) Post Master General Louis DeJoy. Very questionable since the Post Office is not exactly under government control

N) Hitler

O) return to their jobs

P) C. Vivian Stringer

Q) Arizona Senator Mark Kelly

R) Becky Hammon currently the coach of the Las Vegas Aces in the WNBA

S) 50%

T) Habitat for Humanity – Jeez these jerks are despicable

Libertarians took over a town in New Hampshire. They gutted the government, slashing every “wasteful” service.

Including garbage pickup.

Due to this, the town was soon overrun by bears. The libertarians fled.

That failed experiment is now happening on a national scale. – Skyler Johnson