Sunday Funday: Something Stinks Edition

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Lee Jordan

@Beelenzies

Trump, Musk, Putin, they all sound like horrible bad smells.

Feb 22

BREAKING: A leaked memo from Fox News reveals that the network’s interviewers regularly use Vicks VapoRub under their noses when interviewing Donald Trump because he smells like, as one Fox producer described it, “roast beef diarrhea.”   https://x.com/Beelenzies/status/1893736155654263012

Thought maybe I would explain why I call him ‘Stinky Pants.’ Covers both physical and philosophical territories. Glad I don’t have to go anywhere near him.

Nothing say ‘climate crisis’ better than wildfire warnings in Iowa in freaking February! MAGAs answers to that? Fire all those who are chronicling and testing climate conditions. You will never know what hit you if they have their way.

A) Let’s start with Iowa and their bottom dwelling legislature and governor. The legislature removed what two words from the Iowa Civil Rights Act in a bill both houses passed Wednesday and the governor signed into. law Friday?

B) The US had several foreign leaders visit this week. Which leader did US leadership get into an argument with Friday before the cameras?

C) Be aware! Tariffs are scheduled to start Tuesday for products from what countries?

D) In a scary climate report from Scotland last week, it appears that carbon sequestering done by plants appears to have peaked how long ago?

E) Which of the foreign dignitaries fact checked Stinky Pants right to his face during his visit?

F) Party City is closing. Joann Fabrics is closing. What male fantasy themed restaurant is rumored to be heading for closing later this year?

G) Suddenly from nowhere MSNBC ended what popular early evening program Monday?

H) Mass firings rumored to happen soon at what government agency that is geared to America’s seniors?

I) A revelation by a former Soviet spy claims Donold Trump was recruited as a spy in 1987. What was the code name given Trump by the KGB?

J) As we prep for the Oscars tonight we are saddened to hear of the death of what legendary actor and his wife in their New Mexico home last week?

K) No surprise – MAGA’s in charge! What employment indicator rose last month for the first time in months?

L) Is this a special for Russian oligarchs? Stinky Pants announced what immigration deal for the wealthy last week?

M) Who is Amy Gleason?

N) Who was the only MAGA congress person to vote against MAGA budget blueprint Tuesday? (This is the precursor to cutting Medicaid)

O) In German elections which party came in second but will probably not be a part of any ruling coalition?

P) The US had nearly eliminated what childhood disease, but due to lax vaccinations we have just experienced the first death in West Texas from this disease in over a decade?

Q) In other news on the health front, the FDA cancelled a meeting to set up for what annual vaccine formula on short notice without explanation Thursday?

R) Another near hit at a US airport this week. Where was it this time?

S) What chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff was fired last weekend with little explanation?

T) In a real surprise, what associate of Stinky Pants satisfied his multi-million dollar court ordered payout to Georgia election workers he harassed and defamed?

President Macron had to fly all the way over here from France to teach American reporters how to fact check Trump.

Answers:

A) “gender identity” This removed any civil rights protection from trans citizens. Iowa is the only state that has done this

B) Zelensky of Ukraine

C) Mexico and Canada + tariffs on Chinese goods are supposed to increase

D) in 2008 

E) Macron from France

F) Hooters

G) Joy Reid’s Reidout

H) the Social Security Administration

I). Krasnov

J) Gene Hackman

K) filings for unemployment insurance

L) the “gold card” immigration card for a mere $5 million

M) Amy Gleason is the person the administration claims is the head of DOGE

N) Thomas Massie of Kentucky

O) Alternative for Germany (AfD). They are the Neo-Nazis and no one wants to be associated with them in government

P) Measles. Measles joins polio and tuberculosis as thought to have been conquered diseases

Q) the annual flu vaccination set up meeting

R) Chicago Midway

S) General Charles CQ Brown. 

T) Rudy Giuliani – where did he get the money?

Boycotts are taking hold. Protests are on the rise. Federal courts are hitting back. The Trump-Musk-Vance regime’s popularity is plunging and DOGE is losing credibility. In these dark times, it’s important to recognize that people are fighting back. Join them. – Robert Reich

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