Sunday Funday: We Will Not Go Back Edition

In case you missed it, here is the next president accepting her party’s nomination. Blew me away. The speech is about 40 minutes long with some serious celebrating at the end:

I can sum up the difference between the two party’s nominees speeches thusly:

Convicted Felon: “I”

Current Vice-President: “We”

I still can’t believe that Iowa’s MAGA Party is supporting a convicted felon for public office. I can’t believe that MAGA candidates in Iowa proudly and loudly support a convicted felon. That alone tells me they do not believe in what America stands for. When you commit crimes you show remorse and pay the penalty. You do not get elected to the highest office in the land so you can do more and bigger crimes! Are you nuts, MAGAs?

The lowest moment of the week and maybe of the whole MAGA movement was MAGA supporters dissing VP candidate Tim Walz son, Gus, when he stood up crying and cheering for his dad. How effing low can you go, MAGAts? Gus Walz has a neurodivergent learning disability. MAGAts chose to bully him after his display of emotion. Is there no depth to which MAGAts will not descend?

On to the puzzle – lots of stuff happened last week. BTW – DNC will refer to the just ended Democratic National Convention:

A) Speaking of not going back, women at the DNC wore white in honor of what?

B) Ukraine surprised everybody, including Putin, by following their counter invasion of Russia with what military action?

C) Climate Change is real. Nusantara is a new capital city being built by what country because its current capital city is sinking into the sea?

D) Another MAGAt low for the week: Wisconsin senator Ron Johnson said VP candidate Tim Walz purposely married his wife on the anniversary of what event?

E) In an unusual case of Iowa AG Brenna Bird not using her office for political purposes. She filed lawsuits against three companies who failed to do what?

F) In Michigan, a veteran self-published a book recounting his part in the January 6th coup. What happened to him?

G) What unexpected player has stepped forward in an effort to lead possible negotiations in the Russia – Ukraine conflict?

H) How low can MAGAts go? Part 2: MAGAts are carrying what JD Vance (uh) product in their pockets?

I) What US private citizen is privately negotiating with Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu in violation of the Logan Act?

J) Quotes from the DNC: Who said “Donald Trump fell asleep in court and woke up a convicted felon.”?

K) How low can they go? Part 3: What MAGAt congressman is using his House committee to investigate Tim Walz trips to China to show Walz is a double agent?

L) Breaking from the political, scientists unveiled a microscope that is so fast that it can actually see what microscopic particles move?

M) Quotes from the DNC: Who said: “Since the end of the Cold War in 1989, America has created about 51 million new jobs. Democrats 50, Republicans one.”?

N) What MAGA citizen operative tried to go undercover at the DNC, but was humiliatingly outed by a 12 year old boy?

O) Disgraced MAGA politician George Santos made the news last week. Why?

P) In a move that could greatly affect US supply chains, what country ordered railway workers back to work following a short work stoppage?

Q) Weighing in at just short of 2500 carats (2492 carats) the second largest diamond ever was found in what country?

R) Quotes from the DNC. Who said “Kamala Harris has a resume. Donald Trump has a rap sheet.”

S) How low can they go? Part 4: Who said last week: “In her speech yesterday, Kamala went full communist,”?

T) Finally, what minor 3rd party candidate dropped out Friday to support Trump in return for a promised role in future Trump administration?

So, a bit of news: Today I became a US citizen. I now get to choose between “first female” or “first convicted felon” president.

It doesn’t seem as hard as the MSM are making it out to be. – BoxofFrogs19

Answers:

A) To honor women who fought for the vote. 19th amendment passed inAugust of 1920

B) A massive drone strike on Moscow

C) Indonesia. Djakarta is slowly sinking into the sea. Nusantara is scheduled to be the capital in 2045

D) The Tianamen Square massacre. The implication is that Walz is a Chinese agent – Johnson should have a mental examination

E) Call before they dug thus endangering underground electric and piping

F) He got arrested for his part in the coup

G) Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi

H) a sample cup of JD’s semen purported to show that JD can reproduce without IVF

I) Trump – following in the footsteps of Nixon and Reagan who also illegally negotiated with our enemies

J) Hillary Clinton

K) James Comer wasting your tax dollars

L) electrons

M) former president Bill Clinton

N) noted pillow guy Mike Lindell

O) Santos pled guilty to felony fraud charges (Trump has 34 felony fraud convictions)

P) Canada

Q) Botswana

R) Texas congress member Jasmine Crockett

S) Trump. Man, nothing shows your age like an insult from 1953. All the kids are asking ‘What’s a communist?”

T) Quid Pro Quo Junior Kennedy.

Trump just claimed you can’t walk across the street without getting raped.

He should know — the Bergdorf Goodman department store where he raped E. Jean Carroll is across the street from Trump Tower. – Tristan Snell

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