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MAGA Republicans will once again celebrate by trying to rip it to shreds and then blaming that on the Democrats not stopping them. Happens every year any more.

This is also day 3 of Hispanic Heritage month. Questions on that will be held back for a week. We haven’t properly queried on the constitution over the years. 

As somebody mentioned last week, it is perilous times when Canada starts having yearly hurricanes. Who knew that one day you would need hurricane insurance in Maine?

A lot happened last week once again:

A) “Flood the zone” is MAGA speak for making supposedly rare events common and thus less important. This was used this week in relation to what process they will use against President Biden?

B) 60 years ago Friday what horrible event took place in Birmingham, Alabama?

C) Friday, what MAGA governor and extoller of Family Values was outed as having along term affair with Corey Lewandowsky despite both being married?

D) What MAGA presidential candidate noted last week that wealthy donors are questioning his not being married because they “can’t say I am black”?

E) Surprisingly Trump was not invited. What two dictators met last week to discuss weapons and war?

F) In a twist of fate, President Biden’s son was indicted by a Republican prosecutor on a seldom used law against what?

G) Scientists in Poland announced lab tests that can detect if a woman has taken what to cause a miscarriage?

H) The Constitution was the second set rules to guide the national government. What document preceded the Constitution?

I) Kristen Welker replaces Chuck Todd as the new host of NBC’s flagship news program “Meet The Press” today. Who is her first guest?

J) A massive storm in the Mediterranean last week dumped huge amounts of rain and wind that broke dams and swept away 1/4th of what Libyan city?

K) What long time Republican politician and first term senator announced that he would not run for a second term Wednesday?

L) What two founding fathers and early presidents did not sign the constitution because they were away from the country on a diplomatic mission?

M) Ignoring rules, what officer of the US House declared the House would pursue impeachment against President Biden rather than calling for a required vote of members of the House?

N) Senator Elizabeth Warren called for an investigation of what private citizen for his interference in the Russian war against Ukraine?

O) Been a long time, but what union began a strike against the Big 3 automakers at midnight Friday?

P) In the religious calendar we are currently in the midst of what major Jewish holiday?

Q) The CDC announced this week that the ingredient phenylephrine doesn’t work. Phenylephrine is supposed to clear up what symptom?

R) Thanks to a tip by school personnel and quick action by police a mass school shooting by a 16 year old student was averted in what town in California?

S) Two large public pension funds (Oregon and NYC) sued what cable newser “of failing its responsibility to shareholders by allowing itself to spread false political narratives“?

T) What two major tech companies were revealed last week to be major investors in the upstart carbon capture industry?

It’s interesting that Hunter Biden’s been indicted for owning guns while using narcotics, activities which most MAGA folks consider basic civil rights. – Paul Rudnick

Answers:

A) Impeachment

B) The bombing of the 16th Street Baptist Church that killed four young girls

C) South Dakota Gov. Kristi Norm

D) Tim Scott – what the hell did you think the MAGA party was, Tim?

E) Vlad Putin and Kim Jung Un 

F) guns

G) abortion pills. Red states are no doubt salivating to get that test 

H) The Articles of Confederation

I) Trump

J) Derna – so far 11,000 dead and 10,000 missing

K) Mitt Romney – he has also dished some dirt on his colleagues

L) John Adams and Thomas Jefferson

M) Speaker McCarthy

N) Elon Musk

O) UAW

P) Rosh Hashanna

Q) nasal congestion

R) Mount Shasta

S) Fox

T) Amazon and Microsoft

They shut down the military and now they’re working on shutting down the country. The entire #GOP hates America. – SummerAwaits

Marjorie Taylor Greene demanded that states secede from our union on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11

Mike Flynn calls for civil war

Bannon is threatening 4000 shock troops against our Capitol

Tuberville is weakening our military 

The coup was an inside job and it’s still ONGOING. – Lindy Li