Sunday Funday: Republican SCOTUS Vacation Edition

Randy’s newest! (4 minutes):

As most of you know, the SCOTUS usually announces the last of its decisions before July 1st and then shutters the doors until the first Monday in October. It has always been a bit of an eyebrow raiser that the Supreme Court gets 3 consecutive months off. It is now much more of an eyebrow raiser as we slowly learn what the far right members of SCOTUS do with that time.

So what will it be this summer, Sammy? Maybe a trip to outer space on a Space-X racket? Bet you Elon has an empty seat on one of his rockets, so there will be no cost. What about you, Clarence? Maybe a yachter around the world? Just let Harlan Crow know and he’ll get you fixed up.

Neil Gorsuch? He’s an outdoor man. He heard about Sammy’s trip to Alaska and thought it sounded good. Is there any private jets with an empty seat headed that way? Johnny Roberts? Summer at home helping the wife find some lawyers to argue in front of SCOTUS? Could maybe pick up a couple of mill just for offering a little advice.

Hey, Boofer – I mean Brett. Maybe just go to a couple of high school keggers? Good time. Amy? Maybe some rigorous medieval religious training. I bet we can find a “donor” to get it going. 

As for Elena, Ketanji or Sonya we’ll be watching you. Don’t you dare get so much as a free cup of coffee or we will nail you! Ain’t America Great!!?

Wow – the roof kind of fell in on the far right Wednesday. It was a beautiful day.

A) In a first, what sitting congress member was censured for doing his job well Wednesday?

B) Well the trip is over. The quarter million dollar per tourist submersible trip to see what wreckage was deemed to have ended in tragedy Thursday?

C) Looking almost like a fool, what special prosecutor tried to defend his 4+ years and millions of taxpayer dollars to return but one or two small prosecutions? 

D) A certain former president seemed to admit to illegal handling of documents in an interview with what FOX newser Monday?

E) Happy Birthday, Canada next Saturday. What milestone did the Canadian population reach last week?

F) Here we go! A motion to do what to President Biden was briefly introduced in the House Wednesday by Lauren Boebert?

G) After 5 years of intensive investigation, Hunter Biden was charged with what?

H) What Iowa school district reversed their policy that staff would carry guns on campus after their insurance carrier said they (the insurance company) would drop their insurance?

I) Kendra Kingsbury – a former FBI agent –  was sentenced to 46 months in  federal prison this week for doing what?

J) Hey! Next week is the 4th of July weekend. Some Revolutionary War Trivia: What patriot uttered these famous last words: “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ?

K) Wow – a section of I-95 that collapsed two weeks ago has been repaired and reopened Friday in what major eastern city? 

L) In Iowa, our governor racked up a fine for $175,000 that you and I must pay for doing what?

M) There are 6 far right Republicans on the Supreme Court. As of Friday which is the only one that has not had questionable corruption transactions attributed to them during this year?

N) Bob Vander Plaats – Iowa’s pope – wants revenge on the Iowa Supreme Court justices who voted against reinstating harsh abortion law. What issue roused him to lead the charge to remove 3 justices in 2010?

O) Revolutionary War Question – What groups were set up in each colony to keep all the other colonies up to date on what each other were doing prior to the War?

P) Stories out last week indicated that who held back on investigating Donald Trump because of political considerations?

Q) What state became the first state to outlaw book banninglast week?

R) One last question on the Revolution for today. Baron Von Stueben is thought by many to be America’s first gay hero. What was Von Steuben’s contribution to the Revolution?

S) Justice Samuel Alito has admitted to accepting vacations from a billionaire who later had business before SCOTUS. What was the name of the billionaire who gave Alito million dollar vacations?

T) In Utah, what book that was previously banned for violence and sex has been reinstated to libraries?

A good time to remind everyone that in 2018, FBI Director Christopher Wray ignored 4,500 tips on rape allegations against Trump’s Brett Kavanaugh, helping him become a Supreme Court Justice. – Andrea Junker

Answers:

A) Adam Schiff of California

B) the Titanic wreckage

C) John Durham

D) Brett Baier. Some rumors say Jack Smith was taking notes

E) 40 million Canadians 

F) A bill to impeach Biden – for stuff!

G) paying his taxes late and having a gun as an admitted addict. Not felonies. Huge waste of tax dollars.

H) Spirit Lake

I) taking classified documents and refusing to return them. Sounds sort of familiar

J) Nathan Hale who was caught spying and hanged.

K) Philadelphia

L) refusing o follow the open records laws. Not like its her money

M) Brett Kavanaugh – Alito and Barret joined Thomas, Roberts and Gorsuch in the corruption circle this week.

N) legalizing gay marriage in Iowa.

O) Committees of Correspondence 

P) AG Merrick Garland

Q) Illinois

R) training and discipline for the army. Extremely important

S) Peter Singer

T) the bible

In the new NBC poll 80% of women between the ages of 18-49 disapprove of Dobbs decision…80%    And 60% of independent women and 1/3 of Republican women. – Jen Psaki tweet

You know what I can’t figure out? Why is it that 70 % of us, who believe in a woman’s right to choose, are at the mercy of a Supreme Court most of whose members lied about the issue before the Senate Judiciary. – Paula Poundstone tweet

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1 Response to Sunday Funday: Republican SCOTUS Vacation Edition

  1. A.D.'s avatar A.D. says:

    Apart from the tragedy of lives lost, the implosion of the Titan cost millions of public dollars in rescue efforts. That’s the thing about the freedom to be unregulated. So often it turns out that the costs get passed on, whether it’s the freedom to dive in an unregulated submarine or the freedom to add more drainage tile to your farm and send more unregulated nitrate pollution into the nearest creek.

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