Sunday Funday: Memorial Day Edition

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”: (10 minutes)

When were the inmates put in charge of the asylum called America? This is no way to run a country. Resolve this weekend to use your political power to return America to sanity.

Oy vey!

A) Following the slaughter in Uvalde, Texas stocks in gun companies went up or down?

B) “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” What president was born 105 years ago today in Brookline, Mass.?

C) Seems like months ago, but it was only last week that CPAC was meeting in what city?

D) What candidate for governor in Texas confronted Texas Governor Greg Abbott at a news conference following the Uvalde shooting?

E) In Iowa Governor Reynolds was denied what piece of legislation as the legislature ended last week?

F) President Biden returned from a trip to what area of the world last weekend?

G) A four judge panel ruled that what politician must testify under oath in a civil investigation in New York?

H) A church in Tennessee lost its tax exempt status after the pastor proclaimed “You can’t be Christian and ..” Do what?

I) Performers Don McLean and Lee Greenwood refused to perform at what convention in Texas this weekend?

J) Joe Garcia of Uvalde, Texas died of what Thursday after his wife was killed in the Uvalde massacre?

K) What NBA coach made headlines after he blasted the country for not standing up to guns?

L ) what is the first clause of the second amendment?

M) An invasion of what earthworm relative threatens to devour gardens especially in California?

N) The Biden Administration has blunted what food shortage crisis with airlifts of the product from Europe?

O) In some good news, Pfizer said that 3 small doses of its covid vaccine would give strong protection to what now unvaccinated group?

P) Guns were not allowed at what convention held this weekend?

Q) Leaders of what Christian Church denomination decided to release a secret list of ministers accused of sexual abuse?

R) Researchers have developed a strain of what plant that will help vegans with a source of vitamin D3?

S) What former US Secretary of State said at the Davos Forum that Ukraine should give territory to Russia to achieve peace?

T) What former White House Press Secretary announced she will work for MSNBC?

Americans Opposed to Being Shot Seek Representation in Washington. – Andy Borowitz


A) went up – “soared” according to the Washington Post

B)  Jack Kennedy

C) Budapest, Hungary to fete Hungarian authoritarian Viktor Orban

D) Beto O’Rourke

E) vouchers for private schools, but she won’t Gove up.

F) Asia. – South Korea and Japan

G) Trump – and his two eldest children

H) “vote Democrat”

I) The NRA convention in Houston

J) a heart attack two days after his wife was murdered

K) Steve Kerr of Golden State

L) “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,”

M) the Asian jumping earthworm

N) baby formula

O) those 5 and under

P) The NRA convention. They seem to know that guns can be used to kill.

Q) The Southern Baptist Convention

R) Tomato

S) Henry Kissinger

T) Jen Psaki

It’s just sick that gun manufacturers have spent two decades aggressively marketing assault weapons which make them some of the biggest profits. 

For God’s sake, let’s have the courage to stand up to the industry. – President Biden tweet

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