Sunday Funday: It’s Impotent Edition

Representative Katie Porter and her white board explain why Biden’s economy is so good. Be careful what you ask for Republicans (I am looking at you, Miller-Meeks, Hinson and Grassley) you may get it. (9 minutes):

Maybe this is the magic key to getting those who have been so scared by the lies and the bigger lies about covid vaccinations off the schneid. Maybe this will be the thing that causes these gullible Americans to shriek back in horror, especially the male of the species. It is just this:  

If the threat of death or severe disability isn’t enough to convince someone to get a COVID-19 vaccination, men can add this possible consequence of coronavirus infection — erectile dysfunction.

A new University of Florida Health study found that men with COVID-19 are more than three times more likely to be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, or ED, than those who are not sickened by the coronavirus. The paper adds to emerging evidence that COVID-19 might impact sexual function, researchers said.

Of course that is if you don’t die. I am not sure which one American males will view as the most serious – death or impotence. Either way, the consequences can be damaging to your sex life. Vaccination, death or impotence? Choose carefully.

Was this the week daTrump got caught? Stay tuned and find out!

A) The senate failed to get a carve out of the filibuster for the voting rights bill. How many Republicans voted for the carve  out to the filibuster for the voting rights bill?

B) Iowa congress member Ashley Hinson drew nation wide derision when she announced projects in her district paid for by the infrastructure bill despite what?

C) Last Saturday, hostages taken in Texas were special in what way?

D) What TV distribution system parted ways with One America Network last week?

E) Did tennis star Novak Djokovic win or lose his appeal to play in the Australian Open despite his refusal to be vaccinated for covid?

F) Fulton County, Georgia DA requested a special Grand Jury to investigate election interference by who?

G) In answering questions about the voting rights bill, Leader Mitch McConnell said “African Americans vote in just as high a percentage” as what other group?

H) Old and tired? President Biden held a press conference that lasted how long Wednesday?

I) “What do they stand for? Name one thing?” President Biden challenged the press corps to explain what what particular group sands for?

J) What Iowa senate leader stated “We have some teachers who are disguising sexually obscene material as desired subject matter and profess it as artistic and literary in value.”?

K) The volcanic explosion on what small Pacific island last week was “the biggest thing that we’ve ever seen.” according to nuclear test monitor that tracks explosions worldwide?

L) It was revealed last week that what SCOTUS justice refused to wear a mask in session thus causing Justice Sotomayor to have to join the session remotely?

M) Due to unfortunate timing, Weber Grills sent out an apology about their recipe  of the day for Friday. What was their recipe of the day for Friday?

N) Among those recently invited to speak with the January 6th committee include what close relative of the former president?

O) An American Airlines flight from Miami to London turned around mid-flight and returned to Miami because of what?

P) Yay Science! The Webb telescope fully completed what phase of its deployment last week?

Q) Fox News(?) host Laura Ingraham openly cheered when she announced what Army general had been diagnosed with Covid?

R) The startup of what systems near airports was delayed due to potential interference with airplane altimeters?

S) ‘Pork Pie Plot’? This odd named scandal involving partying during the Covid lockdown at #10 Downing Street is threatening to bring down whose government?

T) In a cash deal (holy crap!) what company bought game maker Action Blizzard for $70 Billion (pocket change, really)?

It is not Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’s fault that republicans will not work with them. It is the republicans’ fault. 

Thank you for taking time to understand basic human relationships. – Florida Chris tweet

Answers:

A) 0, nada, none, zilch. So therefore the media blames democrats

B) The fact that she not only voted against the bill but made many derogatory speeches against it.

C) They were Jews

D) Direct TV. What is interesting is that Direct TV is owned by AT&T who is the main bankroller of OAN.

E) Lost big time. Mo more Novax

F) Trump

G) Americans! See, African Americans are not Americans implies McConnell

H) 2 hours

I) Republicans

J) Senate President Jake Chapman demonstrating Republican views of teachers.

K) Tonga

L) Neal Gorsuch

M) Meatloaf (the singer Meatloaf had died earlier that day.)

N) Ivanka Trump

O) a passenger who refused to wear a mask

P) Deployment of the telescopes mirrors. The telescope is nearly to its destination – soon we hope to see some incredible discoveries.

Q) JCS Chief general Mark Milley. Way to back the military, Fox!

R) the 5G network

S) Boris Johnson

T) Microsoft – Activision is most known for the game ‘Candy Crush’

Biden Fails To Make Americans Smart In One Year. – Andy Borowitz

Tip of the hat to EarlG on democraticunderground.com

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