Sunday Funday: Flowbee Edition


Thanks to Progress Iowa for this video of Governor Reynolds claiming Dr. Fauci doesn’t have all the information to issue a shelter in place order. Guess our governor is smarter than science? (21 seconds)

Well, sometime back in the 90s or early 00s we were somehow caught between folks who would clip our luxurious locks. As many people do, I saw a chance to save a couple of nickels by purchasing one of those “do it yourself at home” hair cutting kits. Yep, we got a Flowbee. 

Now fortunately neither of us were in situations where our hair had to be trimmed to an exacting style. Therefore the time between haircuts is usually longer than most folks would tolerate. As a child of the 60s it was a style I was quite comfortable with.

Over the years we became at best adequate with the Flowbee to the point where we could appear in public and not be stared at. When we decided to look around for a haircutter a couple of years ago, I thought that we had seen the last of the Flowbee. I stored it high on a shelf in the bathroom. But just in case life played some cruel trick on us I knew where it was. Well, guess what? I am now about 6 months past my last haircut. Hair is getting in my eyes, SO it looks like the Flowbee and I are about to be reacquainted. 

As the old curse goes, may you live in interesting times.

The nation continues to swirl the drain.

  1. What major sporting event(s) should have been taking place this weekend?
  1. As the Covid-19 pandemic was ramping up here in January what was happening to the US stockpile of medical PPE?
  1. As of Friday how many states had not yet issued lockdown orders for any part of their state?
  1. The Secret Service this week signed a $45,000 emergency order to rent what items that probably should not be considered an emergency?
  1. In the 3 month period of December, January and February when the administration said the borders were locked down we had 3/4 of a million people visit here from what early contaminated country?
  1. What high ranking US official insisted that his name be at the bottom of relief checks going to Americans from the new Phase 3 law?
  1. At an Amazon ‘fulfillment center’ on Staten Island a worker was fired after he did what?
  1. In Los Angeles a train engineer crashed his train in an attempt to attack what vessel in the LA harbor?
  1. In Midland, Texas a knife wielding assailant attacked and stabbed a family of four because they were what ethnicity?
  1. The top candidates for the job as Pentagon policy chief are currently employed as commentators at what cable station?
  1. Hitting close to home. What cable newser and brother to a governor has tested positive for Covid-19?
  1. The Democratic convention has been moved back into what month?
  1. As if the Covid-19 pandemic wasn’t enough, some health care companies (such as Intermountain Healthcare in Utah) have announced cuts in pay for what workers?
  1. In Iowa, the Covid-19 outbreak is centered in what two eastern counties?
  1. Approximately how many US workers filed for unemployment benefits last week?
  1. Prior to this outbreak, why was the highest number of unemployment claims ever filed in a week?  
  1. The Trump administration refused to reopen the sign up period for what despite the Covid-19 outbreak?
  1. While our attention is diverted, the administration rolled back what environmental regulation standard?  
  2. Trumpy has yet another new chief of staff. Who is it this time? (Remember this guy should be out of a job on Jan. 20, 2021 at noon.)
  1. A probable human carcinogen was found in what OTC drug and was officially pulled from the market by the FDA Wednesday?
  1. In the middle of the night Trump fired Michael Atkinson who as the Intelligence Community Inspector General had a role in uncovering what Trump scandal?

I don’t ever want to hear a f*cking word about having a business leader run the country. Between Bush and Trump, they have wrecked us. I want a goddamn politician in charge. I want someone who thinks that government is a good thing, not some rank amateur playing dress-up. – The Rude Pundit


  1. The NCAA basketball championships, both men’s and women’s.
  1. It was being sold to China. ( the free market you know)
  1. 4, one of which is Iowa
  1. Golf Carts – just in case an unnamed person feels like golfing while Americans die.
  1. China
  1. Trump
  1. Led workers in a small strike for protective equipment and more pay.
  1. The naval hospital ship, Mercy. The engineer claimed the ship was there for much more subversive reasons (supposedly affiliated with Qanon)
  1. Chinese. The assailant claimed the family was spreading Covid-19. A boy, 6, and a girl, 2, were among the victims.
  1. Fox News! 
  1. Chris Cuomo
  1. August
  1. Doctors and Nurses.
  1. Linn and Johnson
  1. 6.6 million
  1. 695,000 in 1982 (Reagan – no surprise)
  1. The ACA aka Obamacare
  1. Rolled back the 5% annual increase in fuel efficiency to 1.5%.19)
  2. Mark Meadows
  1. Zantac
  2. The Ukraine Scandal

he has failed each of us

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retired in West Liberty
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