I will help out the Republicans by paring down what they truly stand for. This is based on what they do, what bills they have introduced and the rhetoric that is being bandied about.

1) We represent the top 1%

2) We do not care about jobs in America. We do care about wages being too high. To compete, wages must be in line with other countries.

3) Children should have the opportunity to work, just as they currently do in many other countries of the world.

4) Older Americans also need to have the opportunity to be fully gainfully employed until the day they die.

5) We believe in life. As long as someone can pay for it.

6) Our country should should no longer subsidize any individual support programs. This includes Social Security in all its form, Medicare, Medicaid, Food Stamps, Unemployment insurance, Aid to Dependent Children, LIHEAP and a myriad of others not listed. People must learn to fend for themselves.

7) The state must be involved in the sexual practices of all its citizens. All heterosexual encounters by females in fertile age ranges must be reported immediately. Said female must then be checked for pregnancy immediately and be held criminally liable if said pregnancy is terminated before term.

8) Those refusing to practice normal heterosexuality must not be considered full citizens. They will be subject to loss of employment and housing and allowed to be shunned should non-heterosexual practices become known.

9) The United States has always been a Christian Nation. Those choosing not to practice the dominant religion should be considered suspicious.

10) Corporations are citizens. As such there should no longer be any legislation geared toward regulating corporations that is not generally applicable to all citizens.

11) Upon the inauguration of the next Republican administration, deficits will no longer matter again.

12) The rich should not be taxed. This money should instead remain in their control. This is the money that the rich can use to trickle on the little class. Taxes should then be paid by the little class after they have been trickled on.