More Late Night Humor
I just dropped by the Woodbury County Dems website and illegally detained some choice Late Night morsels.
“George
W. Bush and Dick Cheney have now come forward and officially conceded
that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. In fact,
feeling the tremendous relief that came from admitting this, they also
said there’s no Santa Claus, O.J. did it, and Al Gore has really been
president for the last four years.”
–Jay Leno
“Ralph
Nader has criticized both Bush and Kerry for belonging to a secret
organization when they went to Yale. Is Nader one really to criticize?
You know, he belongs to a secret organization. It’s called Nader for
President.”
–Jay Leno
“This
was the town hall debate, and Bush says he likes the personal feel of a
town hall. There’s something about getting out there and lying directly
to people’s faces.”
–Bill Maher
“Tonight’s
debate was what they called the town hall debate. Both candidates were
seated on stools. It was funny, from force of habit, Bush said ‘Scotch
and water, hold the ice.’”
–David Letterman
“Did you see Cheney next to Edwards? Didn’t it look like the before and after pictures on ‘Extreme Makeover’?”
–Jay Leno
“Political
experts say Bush was off his game. He looked distracted, confused, a
little at a loss for words. Off his game? That is Bush’s game.”
–Jay Leno, on the first debate
“People are saying that George Bush didn’t do well. In fact, Kerry even picked up the support of one of the Bush twins.”
–David Letterman
“Experts are saying if this had been a game show, Bush would’ve gone home with a handshake and a quart of motor oil.”
–David Letterman
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