Sunday Funday: The New Republican Party Edition

Tip of the hat to democraticunderground.com

(Let’s add privatize the public school system to the list)

Behold the New Republican Party, my friends. Behind a leader who embodies the very worst of human traits has emerged a party whose goals and ambitions embody the very worst that any collection of Americans has ever desired. Is this the Party you want to represent you and your outlook?

This Party is led by a felon – a man convicted of 34 felonies. He would likely have been convicted of more had the prosecutions not been stopped when he assumed power once again.

The Party once stood for real American values, but behind the leadership of Felon Trump they have descended into a group that whose driving principles are shown in their racism, their misogyny, blind loyalty to leadership without question, retribution on their enemies,  their hatred of progress, their hatred of science, their hatred of learning and advancement and their desire to end any and all programs that in any way advance society or help people. They work only for the rich. Their mission is to subvert democracy and replace it with an authoritarian ruling class.

When someone declares themselves to be a Republican these days, you can assume that they accept all of the above without even having to ask. Those who vote Republican are saying with their vote that they also accept all of the above without question.

As usual the current president will be referred to as FIWH or the Felon in the White House. The current Republican Party will be referred to as MAGAs so as not to confuse it with what was the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower.

Some bombshells this week:

A) FREEDOM! What state moved this week to end all vaccine mandates for children?

B) What major food conglomerate announced it will split apart last week?

C) What supposed financial genius was instrumental in putting the above company together about a decade ago?

D) SCOTUS declared the FIWH above the law when acting as president. Knowing that, the US bombed a small boat from what country without notice last week?

E) FOOTBALL STARTS! A couple of questions about football are in order. Who won the Super Bowl last year?

F) Name Change from the FIWH The Department of defense will become the Department of what once again?

G) What administration official’s appearance before the Senate Finance Committee Thursday was riddled with lies, coverups, shouting matches and calls for his resignation?

H) What car plant in Georgia was the target of an immigration raid Friday with 475 people being taken into custody?

I) Friday was jobs report day. How did the FIWH’s economy stack up in this report?

J) With all the college conference shake ups it is hard to know what conference a team is in. For instance, what conference is Stanford in these days?

K) Thanks to the FIWH, if you want to join the Space Force you may have to go through what state?

L) And the big news in Iowa is the retirement of what major politician Tuesday?

M) What politician is estimated to have made over $4Billion since he assumed his current office?

N) What once major newser called Democrat Pete Buttigieg a “fake gay guy” Thursday?

O) During the press conference on the capitol steps for the victims of Jeffery Epstein, the FIWH tried to interrupt the press conference by doing what?

P) Iowa has a new (for them) quarterback this year. Who did he play for last year?

Q) In a truly scary test, Dr. Oz (current head of medicare) is testing what as a tool for pre-approval of Medicare treatments?

R) Secretary Kennedy and the FIWH are being accused of covering up a report that links what to cancer?

S)  Waste,  fraud and abuse!! Governor Newsom has said the deployment of national Guard in Los Angeles has cost about how much so far?

T)  Due mostly to a funding freeze by the FIWH administration, the president of what Big Ten university resigned last week?

Bonus) What city in a red state has the FIWH threatened to invade last week?

Dr. Susan Monarez fmr CDC director writing in the Wall Street Journal editorial

Robert F. Kennedy Jr, the CDC and me

“Those seeking to undermine vaccines use a familar playbook: discredit research, weaken advisory committees, and use manipulated outcomes to unravel protections that generations of families have relied on to keep deadly diseases at bay. Once trusted experts are removed and advisory bodies are stacked, the results are predetermined.

That isn’t reform. It is sabotage”

Trump is prepping for canceling an election, and using the National Guard. – Alex Cole 9/2/25

Answers:

A) Florida 

B) Kraft-Heinz

C) Warren Buffet

D) Venezuela. We claimed the boat was running drugs. In earlier ages this would be an act of war.

E) Philadelphia

F) War

G) Junior Kennedy

H) Hyundai

I) Terrible! Only 22,000 jobs. Also June’s number was again revised downward to -13,000.

J) the ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference)

K) Alabama. The FIWH moved the HQ from Colorado to Alabama

L) Joni Ernst

M) The FIWH

N) Tucker Carlson. Carlson claims he will expose Pete. Should be interesting

O) Sending loud jet flyovers above the area

P) Mark Gronowski played for the South Dakota State Jackrabbits last year. Believe they won the 1AA national title

Q) AI – look for lots of rejections. Medicare shouldn’t even have pre-approval.

R) Alcohol

S) $120 million

T) Michael Schill resigned as president of Northwestern

Bonus) New Orleans, La.

KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted

JD VANCE: Yes

COLLINS: Ok, I’m just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024)

Senator Warren versus Junior. (6 minutes):

 

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1 Response to Sunday Funday: The New Republican Party Edition

  1. A.D.'s avatar A.D. says:

    Hey, democraticunderground.com! Great graphic and great list, thank you very much! Unfortunately, you forgot “destroy the environment.” Those of us who are following the scary progress on that part of the Republican agenda would really appreciate your including it in your next version. Because it does matter, and if our great-grandchildren knew what it means for them, they’d be screaming about it.

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