Were you there? (18:45)

Stinky Pants seems to be uniting the country! Yep, most of us can no longer stand to hear of him anymore. As he threatens to tip the balance of our economy into the disaster zone, many Americans are realizing the great standard of living that we have may go down the crapper based on the whims of this one man. And that one man is very unstable and very vain and cares not one whit about anyone but himself.

So a week before religious people celebrate their savior’s awakening, many of them are finally awakening themselves.

Congratulations to the more than 5 million folks who went out in mostly bad weather last Saturday to show their resistance to America’s worst leader ever by far. America will be calling on your indomitable spirits several more times to help right the ship of state.

Capricious is the word of the day. As in “Stinky Pants makes policy for capricious reasons that no one understands.”

A) Do you remember what the percentage of the population it takes for resistance movements to start affecting society?

B) The MAGA US House Friday passed what bill that could hugely suppress the vote of women in this country?

C) The US Senate approved what unqualified General to chair the Joint Chiefs of Staff in a vote held in the wee hours of Friday morning?

D) How is the date for Easter determined every year?

E) 250 years ago next Saturday (April 19,1775) what memorable battle of the Revolutionary War took place?

F) A comic noted last week that the only qualified person Stinky Pants ever hired for a job was who?

G) The Keystone Pipeline has ruptured once again, this time spilling oil in what state?

H) In a landmark decision Tuesday, what group of athletes will begin to get paid for playing their sports?

I) Yesterday was the 80th anniversary of the death of what American leader?

J) The brilliant(?) Elon Musk called what tariff advisor “dumber than a sack of bricks” last week?

K) And the high holy days of basketball ended on Monday. Who were the men’s and women’s champions this year?

L) The National Weather Service quit doing what to the forecast last week?

M) Today is known as what Sunday in the Holy Week before Easter?

N) April of 1865 had a couple of very historic occurrences. First on April 9th what happened at Appomattox Court House, Virginia?

O) Less than a week later what transpired in the early morning hours of April 15th in Washington, DC?

P) By the way, the Boston Tea Party was a protest against what being levied on tea?

Q) Nearly two months after his party led the voting for parliament in Germany, what leader has been able to form a governing coalition in Germany?

R) Playing gawd? Colossal Biosciences says it has brought what extinct animal back into existence?

S) A committee reviewing deaths relating to pregnancy in Iowa in 2020/2021 reported that of the 20 deaths how many could have lived?

T) Finally, what major Iowa politician announced they will not run for another term in 2026?

Sorry I’m a little behind. Was it DEI or a trans athlete that crashed the stock market. – Skyler Johnson

Answers:

A) 3.5% or in the US about 12 million people

B) The so-called SAVE Act which says the voter name must match that on the birth certificate. Could hugely suppress women’s votes

C) Lt.  Gen Dan Caine – Caine had not served in any of the roles legally required to become Joint Chiefs chair.

D) The first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox (first day of spring)

E) Batlle of Lexington and Concord (start of the Revolutionary War)

F) Stormy Daniels

G) North Dakota near Fargo

H) college athletes. This goes beyond NIL money to colleges actually paying athletes

I) FDR – April 12, 1945

J) Peter Navarro

K) Men’s – Florida Gators.  Women’s – Connecticut (#12 for Gino Auriema)

L) Translating them

M) Palm Sunday 

N) Lee surrendered to Grant ending the Civil War

O) Lincoln died from the effects of an assassination

P) a tariff

Q) Frederich Merz

R) the dire wolf

S) 19

T) Kim Reynolds

You know how new parents delude themselves into thinking that their babies are saying words when they’re only randomly babbling? That’s how the corporate media covers Trump. – Andy Borowitz