The things they forget to tell Stinky Pants.  

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Stinky Pants also did not know about the military strike in Yemen that Drunken Petey carried out. So, is Elon running things while Stinky cheats at golf all day? Sadly Iowans know their representatives in congress won’t do a damn thing about it because there is not one lumbar amongst the lot of them.

Don’t forget to stand up next week and join in the massive nationwide “Hands Off!” Protests. A list of Iowa events should be just down the page.

How do you like watching the world’s greatest democracy fall apart right in front of your eyes?

A) What Fun! Usha and her VP hubby are visiting what foreign land this weekend? (Are they leading the expeditionary force?)

B) Jeff Goldberg? Who the hell is Jeff Goldberg?

C) Stinky Pants will up the White House Easter egg roll by doing what this year?

D) Probably foreshadowing the sell off of the USPS, who resigned as Postmaster General last Saturday?

E) What company is looking like they may be exempted from cancer lawsuits in Iowa by the state legislature?

F) What company was hit with a $2 Billion verdict in a cancer decision handed down in Georgia last week?

G) The CO2 readings at Mauna Loa have been hovering near what PPM readings most of this year?

H) Canadian PM Carney called for snap elections last Sunday. Perhaps the central issue will be Canada’s relation to what?

I) In that campaign, challenger Pierre Poilievre has already called for defunding what national institution in that country?

J) Well, Here is a heck of a deal! What Stinky Pants’ spiritual advisor is offering “7 supernatural blessings (including Gawd going after your enemies)” for only $1,000?

K) The democrats won another special state legislative race in a deeply red district in what state last Tuesday?

L) Who is Iowa’s new head men’s basketball coach?

M) What US professor and expert on fascism announced he would be moving to Canada?

N) What genetic analysis business announced its bankruptcy last week?

O) Stinky Pants ordered his VP to remove “improper ideology” at what US historical institution?

P) According to MAGAs the country is broke. Yet their leader, Stinky Pants, is talking of setting up a compensation program for what group of people?

Q) Toxic liver disease is breaking out in West Texas children are taking too much Vitamin A due to comments made by what administration leader?

R) Does being governor of South Dakota pay that well? New Secretary of Homeland Security made an appearance at the US holding prison in El Salvador wearing what outrageous jewelry?

S) Why did the Signal group use this unauthorized method of communications (Signal) rather than the authorized government channels?

T) Your Iowa legislature at work? Public schools could do what 2 religious oriented actions if bills in the legislature are passed into laws?

Nothing “OwNs ThE LiBs” quite like crashing the economy and leaking war plans. Next up: stealing Granny’s social security check. 

Answers:

A) Greenland!

B) Goldberg is the editor at the Atlantic Monthly magazine who was accidentally(?) put in the Signal group and reported on it

C) Having it sponsored and making a few bucks on them kids!

D) Louis DeJoy

E) Bayer

F) Bayer

G) 430. Remember the do not pass number is 350 ppm

H) The U.S. and especially president Stinky Pants

I) The CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Company) almost sounds like MAGAs going after PBS and NPR

J) Paula White. Pretty decent price for a good smiting

K) Pennsylvania – two big special elections in Florida Tuesday

L) Ben McCollum moves over from Drake to head up the program

M) Timothy Snyder

N) 23andMe

O) the Smithsonian Institution. Oh, the damage he might do!

P) the January 6th rioters

Q) RFK, jr.

R) a $50,000+ Rollex watch

S) So they wouldn’t have to abide by records keeping laws

T) Hire ‘chaplains’ and teach bible study. The Church of Satan has offered to provide chaplains

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room:  Project 2025 calls for using public channels of communication (like Signal) instead of secure government channels, to subvert FOIA requests and conceal damning information from the public. This was no rookie mistake. It’s the plan. – Puk Arks

If you’re banning Anne Frank in public schools, you’ve pretty much told us what your plans are for this country. – Al Cappuccino