I got word of his heroism by tuning in to some good old terrestrial radio. There’s a guy on there telling me how it’s patriotic not to pay your bills, especially if it is owed to the federal gummint. Because, you see, the federal gummint is evil incarnate and no right thinking American would even believe in it. This guy also reminded me to vote so right thinking Americans can take over the gummint and take away health care and social security and other Commie programs. I am seeing the light and it looks kind of dark.
Well, were you paying attention?
1) Want to get high? Well right now you may want to stay away from Nepal where what group of specialized workers went on strike last week?
2) Speaking of Cliven Bundy, how much approximately does he owe the non-existent federal government?
3) The situation in Nevada has been likened to what revolt in the very early day of the republic. What was the name of that revolt?
4) As the emerald ash borer takes its toll on ash trees in Iowa a new pest may be on its way. What trees are affected by this new pest?
5) As new FCC chair Ted Wheeler claims his “fast lane” will save net neutrality, what simple fix did the US court of Appeals suggest to maintain net neutrality?
6) Once again Iowa’s unemployment rate (increased or decreased) in March?
7) How cold did the wheel well get where the boy from San Jose stowed away on a flight to Hawaii?
8) Governor Nathan Deal of what state signed a bill that will allow guns in nearly every public place except the statehouse?
9) What normally “liberal” Supreme Court Justice joined the conservatives in upholding Michigan’s overturn of Affirmative Action?
10) In Portland, Oregon last week the city was forced to flush 38 million gallons of water after a skateboarder did what?
11) Americans no longer have the highest middle-class incomes. They have been passed by what country?
12) A Iowa senate subcommittee approved a bill to allow what controversial medication that may be a huge help for those with epilepsy?
13) Four years ago a dam broke during torrential rains and this lake was destroyed. Rebuilding began Thursday for what eastern Iowa lake?
14) Which state passed and signed legislation requiring food manufacturers to label GMO foods?
15) We may never hear the actual vote count, but what college football team voted on unionizing Thursday?
BONUS: In question #3, who lead the federal forces to put down the revolt?
Answers:
1) Sherpa guides for Mt. Everest
2) $1.1 million is the figure I saw
3) The Whiskey Rebellion
4) walnut – the walnut twig beetle
5) declare the internet a common carrier
6) increased
7) around 50 below 0
8) Georgia
9) Stephen Breyer
10) peed in the city reservoir
11) Canada
12) medical marijuana
13) Lake Delhi
14) Vermont
15) Northwestern
BONUS: then President George Washington
