Sunday Funday – Holy Daylight Time Edition

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Today is the day when 6 o’clock is 5 o’clock and the sun rises in the west. For the one lost hour, Republicans will speak in logical terms and can not lie. Fortunately for them the hour is lost forever and will never be seen by humanity. The experience will shake them so much that they will immediately take to the Sunday morning network gab fests to lay out more BS than normal. You may wish to skip these shows or you may need to spend the day shoveling out the mess.

It sounds like Giuliani and Lady Lyndsey Graham have a new love going with Vlad Putin. Not sure if they persuade him to run for president, but I am sure they will try. Putin is a bear wrestling, manly man who scoffs at rules and treaties. I am told the bear he wrestled was named Boo-Boo, close friend to Yogi. Winner got a pic-a-nic basket

Were you paying attention last week?

1) Boy there is just nothing like international conflict to sharpen our geography skills. The Crimean Peninsula is located between what two seas?

2) The Iowa Senate this week passed a bill targeting what terrible business practice? The Republican chair of the committee said it will not even report the bill out.

3) Paul Ryan told a heart-wrenching story of a little boy who wanted his own school lunch in a brown bag. This story, however, was ________ _______.

4) The oldest known survivor of what major human tragedy died last week at age 110?

5) Iowa’s high court heard arguments Monday on the case of the state worker’s compensation director who claims he was fired by Gov. Branstad for what reason?

6) One of the earliest companies to sell computers for public consumption announced a major downsizing. What company made their bones selling the TRS-80 computer in the ’80s?

7) Dynasty! Texas! What dynastic family continued its existence after the primary victory of its newest darling as a land commissioner?

8) A study published in “Cell and Metabolism” claims what is just as unhealthy as smoking?

9) A district court struck down rules drafted by the Iowa SoS to stop aliens from voting. Who is Iowa’s inept SoS?

10) Iowa college graduates rank #6 in school debt. On average, how much will a graduate from an Iowa school owe in debt (+- $5000)?

11) An arrest was made in Pittsburgh for the killer of the sisters of what Iowa legislator?

12) What Republican got a major endorsement from former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney last week?

13) What Republican chair of the House Oversight Committee apologized to Rep. Elijah Cummings after an ugly incident that included cutting Cummings mike?

14) Consultants to the Iowa State Racing and Gaming commission reported that Iowa was pretty much full of what?

15) What Republican governor who was not previously invited to CPAC was a darling of CPAC this year?

Warming TV for **COSMOS** tonight.

Answers:

1) the Black Sea and the Sea of Azov

2) wage theft

3) a lie or not true or BS

4) the Holocaust

5) being gay

6) Radio Shack

7) Bush. George P. Bush, son of Jeb, nephew of George W. and grandson of George H.W. Hooray!

8) meat and cheese

9) Matt Schultz

10) $28,000

11) Mary Wolfe of Clinton

12) Joni Ernst. She is running for Harkin’s seat

13) Darrell Issa

14) casinos

15) Chris Christie. Now that he showed he was one of them by closing that bridge for no reason.

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