The Counterpoint Translates 'Hymanspeak' The rational counter to “The Point,” “The Counterpoint”
critiques and corrects the daily editorial by Sinclair Broadcasting's corporate
vice president, Mark Hyman, that is broadcast on all Sinclair-owned television
stations across the country.
by Iowa's Ted Remington
Hyman
loves to try to portray progressives and liberals as hypocrites by
accusing them of participating in exactly the same sorts of
narrow-mindedness they criticize in conservatism. Hyman’s latest
attempt is his explanation of what he terms “euphemisms” of the left.
Through his bizarre definitions, he charges liberals with being racist,
anti-Semitic, and intolerant. (Paging Dr. Freud . . . Doctor Sigmund
Freud . . . A severe case of projection in Baltimore, Maryland.)
Hyman
offers no examples of anyone using these terms in the euphemistic way
he claims they are. I can’t say that I know anyone who defines these
words the way Hyman does, either. I won’t speak for others, but below
I’ve described what I mean when I use the phrases Hyman defines.
Afterward, I offer a list of terms culled from nearly a year of
Counterpoints that are tried and true examples of Hymanspeak and
offered translations for you English speakers out there.
Affirmative
Action: policies that attempt to provide a level playing field by
counteracting hundreds of years of discrimination that artificially
kept talented and motivated people from realizing their full potential.
Neoconservative:
a politician, government official, or public intellectual who believes,
among other things, that democracy is best spread through unilateral
military action and that the U.S. should ignore its commitments to
other countries when they seem bothersome.
Diversity:
The range of experiences, beliefs, and personal backgrounds that has
led the United States to be the most culturally vibrant nation in the
world.
Tolerance:
Accepting the right of others to be who they are, including the right
to be bigoted; does not include the right to openly discriminate
against others on the basis of that bigotry.
Undocumented
immigrants: people who entered the U.S. illegally, but who are not
themselves “illegal.” Actions can be illegal; individual people are not.
Patriotism:
love of the ideals and people of your nation without respect to
specific policies of those currently in power; OR willingness to speak
and act in the best interest of your country even if it contradicts the
positions of those in power.
War on Terror: Preemptive invasion of Iraq (which, by the way, had no ties to 9/11, Osama bin Laden, or al-Qaeda).
Non-partisan: conservative
Partisan: reporting facts that conservatives would rather you not know about
Flat tax: work tax in which working people bear the greatest tax burden
Sales tax: consumption tax in which working people bear the greatest tax burden
Tax simplification: making the tax system more regressive
Middle class: those making over $100,000
Immigrant: brown person
Terrorist: brown person with a gun (or, sometimes, just a brown person)
Liberal: anyone who disagrees with Hyman
“Hate America crowd”: anyone who disagrees with Hyman
“The Angry left”: anyone who disagrees with Hyman
Communists: anyone who disagrees with Hyman
Whack-jobs: anyone who disagrees with Hyman
Elite: People with education and/or money who aren't conservatives.
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys: The people who saved our bacon in the American Revolution and gave us the Statue of Liberty.
Liberal
media: the corporate owned media controlled by a handful of giant
conglomerations and run by those with a vested interest in maintaining
the status quo and pursuing a conservative economic agenda.
Local news: Prefabricated news from Sinclair headquarters in Baltimore
News: Partisan propaganda (when applied to “Stolen Honor”)
Disgruntled Employee: Principled employee (Jon Lieberman)
Tolerance: allowing the majority’s opinions and values to trump those of the minority
Supporting the troops: supporting the Bush administration, even when its actions harm the soldiers and help the terrorists
Supporting
the terrorists: criticizing the Bush administration, even when its
actions hurt the soldiers and help the terrorists; OR reporting news
stories that suggest anything is less than hunky-dory in Iraq
Dishonoring the troops: Honoring the troops
Koppelgate:
Sinclairgate—Sinclair’s decision to order its ABC stations not to run
the episode of Nightline honoring troops that died in Iraq which
prompted condemnation from Democrats, Republicans, families of the
troops, Sinclair’s own viewers, etc.
Public Interest: the interest of the Bush administration and/or Sinclair Broadcasting
Maryland
Governor Bob Ehrlich: longtime friend to Sinclair Broadcasting, former
employer of Mark Hyman when he was a Representative, receiver of
illegal campaign contributions from Sinclair Broadcasting executives,
and unethical lobbyist for deregulation of broadcast ownership rules
that benefit Sinclair.
Academia:
college teachers of courses in the humanities and some social sciences
(although not the hard sciences, economics, business, engineering,
etc.) who teach critical thinking skills, present students with new
ideas, and prompt them to self-reflection
Fringe thinker: yours truly, along with anyone else who disagrees with Hyman
And that's The Counterpoint.
You can
experience “The Point” by tuning in to your “local” evening “news” program on
KGAN-TV Channel 2 in eastern Iowa or KDSM Channel 17 in the Des Moines/Ames
area.
Mark
Hyman
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