Dubuque Dems Protest Pseudo-pResident

More than 200 Democratic citizen-protesters lined the streets in front of the Great River Center in Dubuque early Friday morning, carrying anti-Bush signs and waving U.S. flags, to protest the visit of the pseudo-pResident.  This was Bush's first official campaign stop in Iowa, where he hopes the support of terrorized and addled Iowans will result in his re-appointment to the fascist dictatorship in November.

The true U.S. patriots, led by State Senator Mike Connolly and State Representative Pam Jochum, made visibility a key issue since, at all other Bush events, protesters have been herded into cages sometimes as far away as a mile from the actual venue in order to preserve the illusion that Bush is actually popular.

More than 3,000 hand-picked, brainwashed Bush “supporters” attended the event.  Many were from out of state, mainly because the regime could not find 3,000 Bush “supporters” within Iowa itself.  But, said a low-placed Bush administration official off the record, not to worry.  In 2008, when Bush runs for a third term as dictator after amending what's left of the Constitution, the Iowa educational system will mirror the faltering Texas system due to the rapid devastation of No Child Left Behind, and at that point, it will be quite easy to come up with 3,000 undereducated, ill-informed Bush “supporters” who are actually from Iowa.